Is my phone turned on?

Not on

At first my dog was confused and couldn't tell if my phone was on or not. Now that this revolutionary app has clearly addressed that problem my dog can now easily tell the difference and search for bitches on Google. Thanks a lot Dev, you Saved us all. Faith in humanity restored. Good to have people like you in this world :').

While people and other developers are giving importance to high end games and many apps which can ease up our daily tasks .. Nobody could think of an app like this. Sometimes I am really confused if my phone is switched on or not. This app is a lifesaver. Definitely buying the donate version. xD Could you please add a feature to tell if a person is stupid enough to buy this app or not?