Useless

Contains ads
4.5
10.2K reviews
100K+
Downloads
Content rating
Everyone
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About this game

This app has absolutely no use. Test it and you'll see that it's totally useless. Tens of scientists of worldwide reputation tried to find it a use, but all their attempts ended in failures so far.

So don't expect anything particular. All its features (none, in fact) are already mentioned in the description. This is the first multi-unfunctional application in the world. Just assume that for anything that any other app does... this app doesn't do it.

The first application really making what it promises: uselessness.
Updated on
Sep 21, 2018

Data safety

Safety starts with understanding how developers collect and share your data. Data privacy and security practices may vary based on your use, region, and age. The developer provided this information and may update it over time.
No data shared with third parties
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No data collected
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Data is encrypted in transit
Committed to follow the Play Families Policy

Ratings and reviews

4.5
9.52K reviews
Lucas Wilson
August 10, 2020
Words can't express how satisfied I am with how useless this app is. Let's say you want to message a friend. With this app, you can't do that. You want to call a cab? Can't do that either. It didn't change my life, and I know it won't. I really like the full gray background as well. It's not immersive at all. You can really tell that the developer put no time at all into this app, and that is one of my key values in life, putting no effort into anything. All in all, 5/5 stars, it's just useless.
67 people found this review helpful
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Mr Butthurt
November 13, 2020
Never played anything better, I will tell my grandchildren about this game. Forget Fallout NV, forget No Man's Sky, this right here is spectacular, never had better it has challenge, intrigue, and replayability for years on end. Never getting rid of it.
3 people found this review helpful
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A Google user
March 4, 2020
The app does have little function, though I must remove a star as it is not entirely useless. First, it has an ad banner which provides income for the developer. However, it could be argued that the app is meant to be useless only to the user. While the ad could introduce the user to a product or service they could use, this is unlikely. Even so, the app still has a purpose in being necessary to progess in The Longest Game Ever 2. Other than that, however, it is still primarily useless.
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What's new

Minor useless changes on the uselessness features to make them more or less a bit less useful. Useful or useless, that is the question.